My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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