"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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