"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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