"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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