"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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