"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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