"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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