"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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