"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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