"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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