"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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