Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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