Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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