Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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