Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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