Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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