Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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