Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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