Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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