Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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