Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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