Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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