Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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