Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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