Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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