Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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