Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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