Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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