Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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