Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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