Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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