Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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