Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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