Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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