Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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