Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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