Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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