Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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