Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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