Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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