Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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