Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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