Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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