Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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