Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026