Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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