Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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