Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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