Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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