Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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