Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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