Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

With tomato paste.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Great food, no atmosphere.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

All of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The banana split


GOOD		CRAP

or

By carving a Trumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

or