Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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