Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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