Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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