Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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