Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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