Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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