Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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