Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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