Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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