Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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