Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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