Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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