Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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