Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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