Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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