Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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