Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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