Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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