Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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