Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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