Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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