Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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