Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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