Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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