Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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