Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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