Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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