Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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