Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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