Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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