Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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