Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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