Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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