Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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