Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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