Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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