Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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