Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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