Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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