Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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