Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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