Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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