Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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