Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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