Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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