Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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