Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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