Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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