Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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