Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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