Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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