PMS jokes are not funny...

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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