PMS jokes are not funny...

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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