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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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