PMS jokes are not funny...

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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