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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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