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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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