PMS jokes are not funny...

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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