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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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