PMS jokes are not funny...

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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