PMS jokes are not funny...

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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