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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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