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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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