PMS jokes are not funny...

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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It was beat.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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