PMS jokes are not funny...

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A seal walks into a club...
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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