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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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