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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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