PMS jokes are not funny...

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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