PMS jokes are not funny...

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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