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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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