PMS jokes are not funny...

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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