PMS jokes are not funny...

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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