PMS jokes are not funny...

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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