Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025