Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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