Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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