Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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