Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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