Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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