Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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