Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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