Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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