Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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