Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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