Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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