Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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