Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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