Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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