Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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