Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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