Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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