Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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