Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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