Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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