Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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