Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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