Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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