Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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