Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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