Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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