Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or


So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024