Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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