Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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