Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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