Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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