Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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