Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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