Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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