Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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