Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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