Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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