Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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