Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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