Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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