Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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