Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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