Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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