Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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