Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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