Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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