Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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