Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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