Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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