Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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