Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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