Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.


GOOD		CRAP

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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That isn't funny!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

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An earthquake.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can unscrew a light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or