Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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