Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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