Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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