Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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