Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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