Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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