Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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