Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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