Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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