Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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