Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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