Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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