Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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