Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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