Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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