Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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