Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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