Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.


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Thorium.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Feyonce


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