Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


GOOD		CRAP

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

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I just can't think of one atm.


GOOD		CRAP

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To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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A try and try and try-ceratops


GOOD		CRAP

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Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

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A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

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You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

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