Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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