Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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