Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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