Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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