Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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