Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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