Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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