Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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