Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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