Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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