Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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