Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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