Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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