Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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