Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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