Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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