Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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