Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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