Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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