Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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