Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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