Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.


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and still be 0k?


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


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To the mooooooovies.


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A swordfish


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