Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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