Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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A silicon.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Because they dribble!


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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It's Hans free.


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Scarespray!


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But that's just nuts


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