Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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