Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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