Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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