Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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A seal walks into a club...
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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