Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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