Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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