Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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