Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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