Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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