Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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