Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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