Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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