Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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