Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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