Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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