Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

He wanted to go to high school!


GOOD		CRAP

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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

custardy battle.


GOOD		CRAP

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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

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Call a chairman.


GOOD		CRAP

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A dead centipede.


GOOD		CRAP

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A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

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It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

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