Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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