Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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