Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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