Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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