Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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