Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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