Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

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I don�t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it's two tired!


GOOD		CRAP

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coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


GOOD		CRAP

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To get his quarterback.


GOOD		CRAP

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A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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Toy-otas.


GOOD		CRAP

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