Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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