Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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