Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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