Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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