Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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