Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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