Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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