Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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