Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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