Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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