Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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