Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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