Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Senator.


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An offer you can't understand


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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Catfish


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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A froghorn.


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