Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

Canvas not available.

or


How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Canvas not available.

or


What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
Canvas not available.

or


You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026