Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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