Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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