Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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