Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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