Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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