Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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