Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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