Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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