Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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