Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

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The fish.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

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Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it's in the ground state.


GOOD		CRAP

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An offer you can't understand


GOOD		CRAP

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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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