Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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