Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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