Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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