Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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