Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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