Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025