Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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