Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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