Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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