Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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