Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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