Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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