Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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