So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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