So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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