So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025