So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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