So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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