So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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