So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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