So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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