So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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