So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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