So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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