So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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