So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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