So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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