So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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