So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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