So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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