So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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