So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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