So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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