So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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