So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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