So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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