So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026