So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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