So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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