So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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