So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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