So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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