So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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