So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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