it was Wedgie Kray.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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