So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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