So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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