So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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