So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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