So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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