So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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