So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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