So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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