So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
Canvas not available.

or


They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026