So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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