So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twister!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was playing by ear


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Feel the World."


GOOD		CRAP

or

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

or