So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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