So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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