So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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