So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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