So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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