So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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