So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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