So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've been framed!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stuck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lunch and dinner.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lemonade.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They just steal somebody else's light.


GOOD		CRAP

or