So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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