So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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