So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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