So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026