So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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