So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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