So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.


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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Igloos it together.


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Spooketi


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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A Missed-steak.


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Senator.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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or