So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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