So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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