So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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