So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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