So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024