So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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