So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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