So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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