So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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