So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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