So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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