So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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