So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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