So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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