So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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