So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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