So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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