So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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