So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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