So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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Egg-cersize.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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All of them


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A hot dog


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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To get to the other side.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

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