So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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