So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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