So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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