So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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