So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.


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Sir.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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A head band!


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H2O cubed.


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You're the only bright spot in my life.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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