So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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