So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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he's a catholic converter.


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Slippers!


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Lawsuits.


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A watch dog.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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