So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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