So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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