So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Minivans.


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A ruler.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Alley cats.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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got salmonella.


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


GOOD		CRAP

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