So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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