So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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