So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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