So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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