So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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