So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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