So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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