So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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