So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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