So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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