So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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