So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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