So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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