So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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