So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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