So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!


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Minnesoda.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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To get his filling!


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