So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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