So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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