So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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