So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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