So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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