So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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