feel really weird about donuts right now.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Woke up in the fireplace.
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Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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......... one jar.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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