So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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