So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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