So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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