So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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