So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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