So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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