So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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