So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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