So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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