So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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