So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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