So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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