So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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