So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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