So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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