So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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