So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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