So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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