So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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