So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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