So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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