So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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