So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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