So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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