So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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