So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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