So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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