So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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