So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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