So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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