So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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