So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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