So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bach in the saddle again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

or

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Taller


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're the only bright spot in my life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The library, because it has the most stories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or