So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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