So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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