So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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