So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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