So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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