So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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