So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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