So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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