So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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