So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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