So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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