Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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