Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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