Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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