Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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