Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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