Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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