Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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