Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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