Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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