Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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