Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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