Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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