Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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