Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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