Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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