Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.


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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.


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Take away the g


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Feyonce


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Carbon.


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A cow walking backwards


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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