Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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