Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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