Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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