Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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