Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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