Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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