Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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