Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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