Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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