Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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