Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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