Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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