Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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