Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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