Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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