Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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