Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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