Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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