Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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