Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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