Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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