Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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