Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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