Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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