Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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