Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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