Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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