Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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