Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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