Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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