Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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