Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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