Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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