Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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