Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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