Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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