Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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