Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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