Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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