Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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