Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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