Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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