Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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