Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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