Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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