Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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