That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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