That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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