That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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