That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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