That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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