That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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