That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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