That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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