That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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