That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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