That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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