That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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