That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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