That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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