That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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