That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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