The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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