The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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