The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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