The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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