The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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