The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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