The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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