The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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