The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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