The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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