The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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