The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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