The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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