The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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