The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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