The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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