The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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