The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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