The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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