The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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