The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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