The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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