The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hot dog


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let's meet at the endpoint."


GOOD		CRAP

or

He doesn't have a heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catillacs


GOOD		CRAP

or

Decalfinated


GOOD		CRAP

or