The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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