The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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