The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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