The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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