The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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