The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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