The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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