The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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