The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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