The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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