The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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