The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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