The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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