The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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