The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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