The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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