The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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