The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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