The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Fun-ny!


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