The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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