The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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