The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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