The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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