The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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