The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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