The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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