The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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