The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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