The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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