The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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