The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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