The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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