The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or


What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
Canvas not available.

or


Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025