The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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