The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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