The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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