The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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