The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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