The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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