The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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