The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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