The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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