The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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