The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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