The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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