The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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