The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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