The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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