The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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