The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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