The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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They can hit the high C's!


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As far away as possible.


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A bulldozer


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Squash


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The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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