The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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