The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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