The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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