The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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