The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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