The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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