The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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