The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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