The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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