The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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