The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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