The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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