The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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