The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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