The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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