The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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