The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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