The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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