The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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