The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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