The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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