The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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