The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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