The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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