The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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