The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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