The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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