The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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