The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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