The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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