The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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