The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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