The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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