The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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