The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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