The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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