The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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