The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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