The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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