The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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