The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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