The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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