The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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