The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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