The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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