The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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