The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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