The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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