The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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