The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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