The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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