The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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