The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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