The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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