The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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