The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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