The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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