The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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