The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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