The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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