The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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