The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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