The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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