The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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