The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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