The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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