The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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