The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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