The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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