The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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