The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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