The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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