The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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