The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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