The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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