The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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