The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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