The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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