The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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