The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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