The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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