The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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