The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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