The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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