The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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