The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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