The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!

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