The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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