The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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