The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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