The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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