The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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