The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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