The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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