The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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