The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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