The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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