The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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