The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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