The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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