The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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