The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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