The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026