The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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