The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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