The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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