The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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