The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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