The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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