The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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