The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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