The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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