The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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