The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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