The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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