The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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