The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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