The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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