The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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