The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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