The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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