The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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