The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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