The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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