The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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