The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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