The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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