The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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