The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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