The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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