The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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