The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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