The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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