The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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