The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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