The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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