They haven't had any gigs yet
or
It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
or
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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She stole his heart.
or
With flood lighting.
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The Flea Stooges!
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The Presidential Seal.
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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
or
Comet books!
or