The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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