The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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