The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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