The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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