The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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