The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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