The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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