The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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