The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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