The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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