The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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