The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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