The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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