The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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