The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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