The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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