The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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