The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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