The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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