The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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