The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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