The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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