The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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