The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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