The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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