The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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