The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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