The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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