The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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