The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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