The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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