The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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