The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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