The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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