The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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