The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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