The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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