The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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