The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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