The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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