The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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