The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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