The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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