The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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