The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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