The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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