The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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