The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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