The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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