The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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