The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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