The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


GOOD		CRAP

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank


GOOD		CRAP

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The hundred yard dash.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Fish and ships.


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[Period]


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

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His partners.


GOOD		CRAP

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It ran out of juice!


GOOD		CRAP

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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


GOOD		CRAP

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