The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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