The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies


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It was beat.


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Holly Davidson.


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At the crystal ball.


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A Dogwood


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Two babies screaming!


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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A Dogwood


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