The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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