The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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