The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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