The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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