The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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