The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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