The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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