The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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