The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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