The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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