The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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