The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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