The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.


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I've got my ion you.


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Discrimination.


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Mice krispies


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Polar Bond.


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He gave her a ring.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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In a hambulance.


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