The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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