The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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