The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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