The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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