The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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