The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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