The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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