The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Railroad ties.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dino-sewer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


GOOD		CRAP

or