The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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