The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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