The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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