The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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