The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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