The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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