The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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