The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lean beef.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Address.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dead centipede.


GOOD		CRAP

or

2 Na


GOOD		CRAP

or