The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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