The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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