The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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