The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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