The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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