The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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