The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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