The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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