The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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