The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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