The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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