The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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