The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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