The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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