The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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