The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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