The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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