The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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