The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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