The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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