The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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