The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hippopota-mess


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minivans.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Egg-cersize.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it goes good with chips.


GOOD		CRAP

or