The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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