The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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