The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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