The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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