The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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