The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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