The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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