The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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