The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

I've lost three days already.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two-lips!


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wears a size "S".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


GOOD		CRAP

or