The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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