The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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