The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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