The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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