The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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