The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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