The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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