The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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