The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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