The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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