The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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