The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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