The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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