The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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