The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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