The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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