The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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