The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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