The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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