The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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