The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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