The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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