The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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