The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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