The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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