The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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