The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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