The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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