The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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