The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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