The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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