The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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