The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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