The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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