The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his credit card


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can make little things count.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Accountants know they're boring.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Got two fives for a ten?


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


GOOD		CRAP

or