The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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