The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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