The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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