The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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