The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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