The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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