The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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