The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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