The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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