The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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