The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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