The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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