The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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