The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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