The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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