The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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