The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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