The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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