The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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