The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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