The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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