The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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