The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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