The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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