The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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