The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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