The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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