The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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