The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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