The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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