The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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