The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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