The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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