but it was a little Chewie.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A garbage truck.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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It held up a pair of pants.
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