The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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