The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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