The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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