The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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