The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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