The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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