The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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