The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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