The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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