The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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