The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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