The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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