There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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