There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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