There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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