There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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