There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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