There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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