There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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