There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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