There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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