There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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