There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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