There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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