There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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