There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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