There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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