There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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