There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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