There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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