There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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