There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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