There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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