There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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