There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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