There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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