There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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