There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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