There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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