There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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