There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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