There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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