There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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