There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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