There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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