There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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