There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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