There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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