There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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