There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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