There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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