There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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