There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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