There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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