There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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