There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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