There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026