There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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