There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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