There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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