There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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