There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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