There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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