There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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