There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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