There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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