There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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