There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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