There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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