There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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