There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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