There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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