There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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