There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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