There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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