There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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