There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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