There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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