There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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