There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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