There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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