There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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