There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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