There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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