There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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