There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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