There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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