There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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