There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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