There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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