There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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