There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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