There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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