There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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