There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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