There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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