There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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