There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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