There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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