There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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