There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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