There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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