There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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