There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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