There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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