There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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