There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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