There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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