There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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