There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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