There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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