There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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