There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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