There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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