There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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