There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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