There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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