There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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