There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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