There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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