There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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