There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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