There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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