There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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