There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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