There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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