There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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