There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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