There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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