There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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