There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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