There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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