There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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