There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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