There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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