There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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