There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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