There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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