There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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