There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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