There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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