There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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