There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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