There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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