There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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