There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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