There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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