There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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