There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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