There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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