There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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