It wasn't raining!
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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.
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A jump rope.
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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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