There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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