There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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