There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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