There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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