There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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