There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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