There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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