There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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