There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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