There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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