There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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