There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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