There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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