There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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