There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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