There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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