There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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