There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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