There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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