There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!


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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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It's Hans free.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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The pronunciation.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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Outlaws are wanted.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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