There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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