There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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