There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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