There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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