There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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