There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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