There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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