There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!


GOOD		CRAP

or

They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

[Period]


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the snow bank.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Finland.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop! You're under a vest.


GOOD		CRAP

or