There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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