There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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