There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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