There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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