There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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