There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026