There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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