There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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