There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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