There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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