There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A porcupine with split ends


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Boo-Jeans.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It might be your bicycle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or