There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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A tattoo.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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With tomato paste.


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To get his quarterback.


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The mooseum.


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