There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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