Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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He was tired of working for peanuts.
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it was Wedgie Kray.
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By renaming it Trump University.
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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