There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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