There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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