There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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