There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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