There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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