There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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