There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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