There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog


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or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The scales.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Barium


GOOD		CRAP

or

Her New Jersey.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they don't know the words.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Elvis Parsley.


GOOD		CRAP

or