There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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