There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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