There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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