There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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