There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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Vitamin sea.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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She was caught taking a brake.


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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