There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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