There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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