There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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