There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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