There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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