There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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