There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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