There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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