There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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