There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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