There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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