There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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