There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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A chili dog on a bun.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Five after one.


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To get to the body shop.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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No I deer


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Some day my prints will come.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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