There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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