There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear


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or

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


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or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The baaaahamas


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or

A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Start with two million.


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or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or