There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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