There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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