There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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