There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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