There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g


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It took him two hours to pass me the salt.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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2 Na


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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