There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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