There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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