There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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