There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!


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A trombone.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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His partners.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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What kind of answer did you have in mind?


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Because it's between ac.


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Because they are black and white.


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