There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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