There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or