There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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