There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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