There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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