There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026