There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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