There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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