There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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