There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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