There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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