There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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