There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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