There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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