There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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