There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


GOOD		CRAP

or

A box of quackers.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

or

French Flies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Root position cords.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or