There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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