There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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