There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Those who read binary and those who don't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Donald Trump.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

or

Microwaves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or