There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

What has a head but no body?

A nail.


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or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tooth-hurty.


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or

coz Donald ducked


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or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


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or

They wear snowcaps.


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or

Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because his feet stink


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or