There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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