There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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or

Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.


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or

Roberto.


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or

Put him in the front seat.


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or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


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or

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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or

I lava you.


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or

Soviets


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or

Croak-a-cola.


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or

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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or