There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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