There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


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A crane.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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A phew.


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A tattoo.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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