There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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