There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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