There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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