There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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