There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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