There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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