There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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