There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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