There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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