There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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