There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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