There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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