There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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