There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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