There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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