There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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