There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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