There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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