There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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