There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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