There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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