There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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