There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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