There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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