There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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