There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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