There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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