There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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