There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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