There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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