There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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