There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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