There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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