There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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