There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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