There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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