There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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