There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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