There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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