There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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