There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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