There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Would you like fries with that?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mooooooove over


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tooth-hurty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it goes good with chips.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was two tired.


GOOD		CRAP

or