There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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