There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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