There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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