There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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