There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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