There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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