There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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