There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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