There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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