There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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