There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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