There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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