There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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