There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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