There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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