There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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