There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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