There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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