There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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