There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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