There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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