There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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