There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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