There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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