There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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