There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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