There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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