There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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