There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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