There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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