There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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