There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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