There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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