There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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