There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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