There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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