There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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