There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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