There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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