There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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