There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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