There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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