There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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