There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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