There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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