There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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