There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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