There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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