There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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