There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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