There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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