There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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