There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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