There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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