There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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