There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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