There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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