There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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