There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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