There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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