There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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