There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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