There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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