There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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