There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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