There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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