There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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