There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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