There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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