There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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