There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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