There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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