There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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