There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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