There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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