There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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