There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"



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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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