They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


GOOD		CRAP

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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he got into treble with the cops


GOOD		CRAP

or

Juan by Juan.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


GOOD		CRAP

or