They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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