They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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