They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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