They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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