They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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