They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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