They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Hi school.


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Because of the bark


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A fire cracker


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In the snow bank.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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As far away as possible.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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or