They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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