They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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