They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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