They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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