They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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