They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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