They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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