They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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