They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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