They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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