They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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