They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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