They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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