They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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