They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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