They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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