They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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