They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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