They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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