They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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