They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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