They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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