They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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