They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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