They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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