They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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