They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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