They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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