They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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