They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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