They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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