They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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