They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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