They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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