They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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