They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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