They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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