They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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