They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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