They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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