They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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