They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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