They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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