They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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