They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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