They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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