They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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