They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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