They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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