They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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