They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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