They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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