They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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