They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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