They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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