They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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