They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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