They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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