They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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