They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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