They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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