They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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