They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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