They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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