They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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