They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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