They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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