They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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