They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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