They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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