They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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