They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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