They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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