They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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