They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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