They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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