They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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