They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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