They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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