They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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