They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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