They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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