They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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