They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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