They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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