They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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