They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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