They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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