They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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