They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
Canvas not available.

or


What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026