They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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