They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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