They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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