They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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