This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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