This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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