This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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