This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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