This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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