This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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