This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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