This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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