This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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