This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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