This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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