This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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