This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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