This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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