This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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