This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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