This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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