This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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