This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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