This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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