This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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