This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026