This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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