This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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