This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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