This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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