This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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