This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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