This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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