This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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