This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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