This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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