This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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