This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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