This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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