This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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