This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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