This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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