This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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