This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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