This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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