This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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