This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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