This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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