This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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