This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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