This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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