This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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