This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026