This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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