This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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