This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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