This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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