This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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