This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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