This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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