This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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