This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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