This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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