This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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