This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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