This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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