This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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