This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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