This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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