This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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