This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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