This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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