This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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