This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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