This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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