This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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