This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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