This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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