This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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