This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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