This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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