This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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