This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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