This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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