This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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