This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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