This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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