This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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