This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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