This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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