This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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