This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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