This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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