This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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