This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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