This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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