This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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