This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

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