This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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