This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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