This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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