This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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