This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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