This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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