This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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