This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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