This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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