This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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