This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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