This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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