This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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