This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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