This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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