This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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