This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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