This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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