This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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