This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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