Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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