Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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