Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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