Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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