Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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