Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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