Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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