Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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