Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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