Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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