Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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