Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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