Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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