Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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