Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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