Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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