Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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