Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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