Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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