Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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