Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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