Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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