Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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