Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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