Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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