Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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