Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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