Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026