Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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