Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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