Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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