Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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