Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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