Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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