Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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