Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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