Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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