Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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