Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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