Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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