Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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