Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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