Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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