Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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