Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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