Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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