Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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