Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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