Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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