Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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