Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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