Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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