Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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