Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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