Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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