Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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