Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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