Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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