Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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