Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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