Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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