Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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