Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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