Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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