Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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