Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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