Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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