Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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