Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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