Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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