Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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