Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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