Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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