Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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