if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Holes.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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2 years old.
Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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