Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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