Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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