Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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