Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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