Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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