Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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