Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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