Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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