Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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