Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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