Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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