Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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