Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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