Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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