Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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