Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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