Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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