Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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