Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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