Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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