Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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