Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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