Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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