Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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