Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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