Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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