Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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