Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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