Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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