Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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