Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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