Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or


What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
Canvas not available.

or


Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026