Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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