Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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