Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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