Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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