Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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