Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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