Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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