Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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