Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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