Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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