Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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