Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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