Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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