Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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