Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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