I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Because the chicken was on vacation.
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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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