Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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