Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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