Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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