Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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