Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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