Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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