Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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