Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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