Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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