Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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