Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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