Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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