Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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