Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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