Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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