Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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