Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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