Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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