Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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