Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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