Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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