Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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