Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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