Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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