Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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