Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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