Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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