Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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