Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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