Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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