Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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