Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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