Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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