Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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