Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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