Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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