Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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