Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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