Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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