Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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