Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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