Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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