Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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