Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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