Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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