Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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