Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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