Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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