Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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