Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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