Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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