Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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