Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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