Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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