Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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