Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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