Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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