Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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