Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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