Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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