Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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