Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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