Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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