Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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