Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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