Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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