Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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