Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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