Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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