Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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