Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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