Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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