Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A seal walks into a club...
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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