Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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