Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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