Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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