Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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