Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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