Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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