Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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