Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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