Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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