Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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