Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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