Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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