Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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