Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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