Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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