Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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