Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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