Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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