Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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