Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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