Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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