Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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