Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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