Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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