Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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