Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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