Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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