Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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