Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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