Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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