Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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