Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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