Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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