Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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