Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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