Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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