Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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