Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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