Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt penguin


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


GOOD		CRAP

or

By renaming it Trump University.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The space bar!


GOOD		CRAP

or