Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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