Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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