Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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