Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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