Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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