Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.


GOOD		CRAP

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They're both extinct.


GOOD		CRAP

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Plane ones.


GOOD		CRAP

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A workaraunt.


GOOD		CRAP

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It held up a pair of pants.


GOOD		CRAP

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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Pointless


GOOD		CRAP

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A cow walking backwards


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or