Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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In their Sleevies!


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Take away the g


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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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Separation anxiety.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Make America Hate Again.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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