Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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