Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The banana split


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or