Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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