Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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