Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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