Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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