Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was the fairest in the land.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's up, dock?


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the Whale-weigh station.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

or

By subsisting on titrations.


GOOD		CRAP

or