Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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or

How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.


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or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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or

it was a shitzu."


GOOD		CRAP

or

they make up everything.


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or

Twister!


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or

C over lambda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or