Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The chicken wasn't around yet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He felt funny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With igloo!


GOOD		CRAP

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A kitten.


GOOD		CRAP

or