Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


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The baaaahamas


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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The police had to comb the area.


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Take away the g


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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