Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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