Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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