Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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