Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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