Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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