Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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