Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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