Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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