Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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