Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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