Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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