proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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She was the fairest in the land.
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What's up, dock?
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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At the Whale-weigh station.
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"Let me see your birth certificate".
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