Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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