Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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