Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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