Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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