Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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