Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


GOOD		CRAP

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A bulldozer


GOOD		CRAP

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The Presidential Seal.


GOOD		CRAP

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Thorium.


GOOD		CRAP

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A centipede with a wooden leg.


GOOD		CRAP

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Beef jerky


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A sponge!


GOOD		CRAP

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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

they always take things literally.


GOOD		CRAP

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