Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".


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[Period]


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Because it's between ac.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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At the baa-baa shop.


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They wear snowcaps.


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I was amazed, I never knew they worked.


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or