Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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