Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A robber ducky.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

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An earthquake.


GOOD		CRAP

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All of them


GOOD		CRAP

or

I lava you.


GOOD		CRAP

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