Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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