Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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It had too many problems.


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Fingernails.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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An envelope.


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Bugs Bunny.


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In a river bank


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Pooched eggs.


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