Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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