Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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