Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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