Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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