Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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