Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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