Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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