Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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