The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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It was in a pickle!
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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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