Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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