Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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