Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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