Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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