Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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