Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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