Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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