Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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