Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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