Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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