Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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