Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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