Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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