Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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