Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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