Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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