Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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