Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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