Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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