Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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