Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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