Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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