Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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