Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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