Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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