Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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