Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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