Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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