Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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