Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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