Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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