Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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