Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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