Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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