Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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