Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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