Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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