Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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