Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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