Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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