Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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