Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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