Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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