Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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