Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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