Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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