Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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