Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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