Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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