Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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