Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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