Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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