Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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