Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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