Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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