Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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