Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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