Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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