Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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