Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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