Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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