Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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