Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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