Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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