Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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