Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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