Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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