Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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