Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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