Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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