Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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