Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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