Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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