Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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