Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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