Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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