Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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