Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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