Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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