Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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