Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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