Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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