Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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