Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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