Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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