Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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