Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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