Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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