Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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