Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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