Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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