Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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