Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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