Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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