Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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