Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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