Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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