Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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