Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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