Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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