Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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