Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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