Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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