Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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