Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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