Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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