Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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