Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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