Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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