Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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