Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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