Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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