Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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