Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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