Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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