Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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