Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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