Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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