Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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