Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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