Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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