Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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