Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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