Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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