Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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