Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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