Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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