Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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