Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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