Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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