Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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