Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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