Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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