Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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