Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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