Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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