Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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