Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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