Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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