Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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