Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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