Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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