Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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