Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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