Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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