Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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