Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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