Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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