Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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