Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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