Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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