Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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