Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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