Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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