Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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