Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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