Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

Canvas not available.

or


How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025