Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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