Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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