Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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