Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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