Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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