Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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