Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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