Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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