Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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