Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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