Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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