Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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