Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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