Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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