Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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