Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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