Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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