Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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