Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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