Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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