Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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