Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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