Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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