Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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