Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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