Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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