Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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