Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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