Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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