Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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