Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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