Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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