Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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