Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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