Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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