Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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