Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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