Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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