Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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