Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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