Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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