Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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