Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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