Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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