Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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