Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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