Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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