Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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