Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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