Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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