Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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