Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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