Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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