Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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