Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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