Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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