Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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