Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Feyonce


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A funky chicken.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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An onion


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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or