Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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