Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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