Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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