Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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