Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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