Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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