Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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