Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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