Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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