What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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