What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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