What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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