What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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