What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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