What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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