What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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