What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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