What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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