What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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