What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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