What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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