What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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