What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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