What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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