What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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