What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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