What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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