What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026