What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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