What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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