What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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