What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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