What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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