What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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