What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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