What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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