What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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