What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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