What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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