What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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