What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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