What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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