What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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