What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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