What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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