What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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