What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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