What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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