What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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