What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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