What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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