What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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