What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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