What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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