What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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