What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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