What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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