What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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