What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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