What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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