What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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