What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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