What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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