What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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