What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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