What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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