What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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