What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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