What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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