What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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