What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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