What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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