What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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