What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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