What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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