What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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