What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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