What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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