What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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