What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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