What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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