What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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