What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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