What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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