What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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