What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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