What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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