What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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