What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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