What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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