What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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