What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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