What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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