What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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