What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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