What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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