What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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