What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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