What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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