What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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