What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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