What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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