What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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