What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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