What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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