What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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