What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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