What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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