What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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