What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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