What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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