What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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