What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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