What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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