What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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