What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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