What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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