What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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