What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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