What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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