What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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It was sole destroying.


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A jellycopter


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A vicious circle.


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A dead centipede.


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On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


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