What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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