What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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