What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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