What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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