What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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