What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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