What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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