What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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