What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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