What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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