What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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