What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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