What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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