What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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