What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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