What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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