What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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