What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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