What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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