What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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