What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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