What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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