What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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