What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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