What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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