What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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