What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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