What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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