What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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