What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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