What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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