What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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