What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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