What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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