What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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