What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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