What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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