What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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