What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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