What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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