What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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