What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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