What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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