What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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