What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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