What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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