What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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