What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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