What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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