What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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