What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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