What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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