What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.


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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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or

A crookodile


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or

In the dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It gave a little wine


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or

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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or

Fingernails.


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or