What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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