What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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