What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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