What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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