What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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