What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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