What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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