What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.


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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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To get to the shell station.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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Croak-a-cola.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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A watch dog.


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