What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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