What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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