What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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