What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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