What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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