What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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