What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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