What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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