What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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