What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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