What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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