What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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