What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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