What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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