What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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