What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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