What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
Canvas not available.

or


How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026