What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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