What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.


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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.


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Pupperoni.


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Barium


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A vicious circle.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Porkchop


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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