What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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