What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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