What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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