What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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