What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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