What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.


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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


GOOD		CRAP

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A pair of Re-Bachs.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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In the cemetery


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


GOOD		CRAP

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I lava you.


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Pupperoni.


GOOD		CRAP

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They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

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