What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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