What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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