What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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