What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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