What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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