What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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