What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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