What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A seal walks into a club...
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