What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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