What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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