What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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