What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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