What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!


GOOD		CRAP

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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It went OK2!


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got salmonella.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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The letter H.


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BaNa2


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An embarrased mime!


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