What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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