What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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