What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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