What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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