What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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