What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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