What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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