What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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