What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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