What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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