What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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