What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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