What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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