What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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