What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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