What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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