What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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