What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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