What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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