What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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