What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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