What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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