What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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