What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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