What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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