What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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