What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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