What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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