What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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