What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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