What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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