What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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