What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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