What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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