What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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