What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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