What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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