What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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