What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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