What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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