What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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