What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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