What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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