What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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