What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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