What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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