What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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