What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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