What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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