What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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