What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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