What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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