What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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