What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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