What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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