What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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