What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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