What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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