What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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