What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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