What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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