What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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