What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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