What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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