What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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