What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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