What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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