What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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