What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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