What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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