What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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