What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!


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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Tooth-hurty.


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A bulldozer


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I have to say it got very animated.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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