What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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