What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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