What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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