What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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