What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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