What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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