What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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