What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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