What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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