What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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