What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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