Chips AHOY!!
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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Tooth-hurty.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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