What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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