What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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