What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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