What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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