What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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