What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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