What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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