What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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