What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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