What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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