What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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