What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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