What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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