What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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