What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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