What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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