What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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