What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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