What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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