What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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