What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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