What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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