What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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