What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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