What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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