What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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