What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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