What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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