What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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