What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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