What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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