What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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