What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.

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