What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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