What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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