What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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