What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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