What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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