What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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