What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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