What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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