What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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