What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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