What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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