What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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