What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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