What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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