What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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