What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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