What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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