What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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