What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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