What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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