Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out
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Make America Hate Again.
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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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An earthquake.
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Those who read binary and those who don't.
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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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