What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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