What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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