What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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