What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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