What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


GOOD		CRAP

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


GOOD		CRAP

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Skeet.


GOOD		CRAP

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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

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Camembert.


GOOD		CRAP

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A centipede with a wooden leg.


GOOD		CRAP

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Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

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The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


GOOD		CRAP

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