What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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