What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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