What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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