What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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