What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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