What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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