What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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