What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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