What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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